Grandma Buys Purple Ornament, Turns out to Be a G-String

My 74 year old grandmother bought Christmas baubles in Dunnes Stores, which I have just realised upon decorating her tree that unbeknownst to her upon purchase, they are in fact, lavender glitter G-strings.

Wishing everyone a kinky Christmas this holiday season. pic.twitter.com/saLDl4vcwa

— Alex (@alexbermy) December 11, 2017